Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro'

captain-calamari:

  1. Fascinating discourse, chum
  2. Riveting fable, comrade
  3. Intriguing anecdote, brethren
  4. Perpetuating argument, colleague
  5. Sweet saga, yo
  6. Waste of time, jerk
  7. Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
  8. Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
  9. Interesting intellect, imbecile
  10. Trepidating bore, fetus
  11. Ballin’ gossip, dawg 


(Source: justthatmetal)

3 months ago | 11:21pm
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